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Adventure Time Twi-Stamp by DemonKaizoku Adventure Time Twi-Stamp by DemonKaizoku
Even Pendleton Ward creates better vampires, than Stephanie Meyer.

What? It's true.

Yes, I will sadly admit, I have read Twilight and seen its movies, but to me, that was ages ago. I'm a nice girl, and always go by my own rule to at least give something a chance or maybe it's something that needs time to grow on, in order to like. But, by the time the fourth book came out, I just dropped it and moved on. Bella being a whiny Sue was one thing, and I could even take the werewolves being shapeshifters instead, (since shapeshifting is badass) but I took my fall when the vampires sparkled, when most of the second book consisted of Bella just a whiny/bitchy emo (which felt like was a dull and lifeless read.), and the werewolf/shapeshifter "bond" bit, when Jacob was having something for Bella's daughter (Gross...). Lestat is probably rolling in a makeshift grave, or plotting to burn all Twilight copies. Because, Anne Rice's vampires = awesome. Even if Adventure Time takes the more creative and humorous route as a cartoon, it works. Because, Marceline is still more of a vampire, than any of the Cullens or all of Meyer's vampire creations, combined.

Look on the bright side, if lots of people don't like Stephanie Meyer for her Twilight series, that shows any of us or with writing potential could publish our own books, and prove to make more of a better or decent job, than she did. :XD: Honest to God, Stephanie Meyer reassured me that I could probably get some of my writings published, for how criticized hers gets (minus the Twitards). If that kind of content got published, why can't mine? :D And I guarantee, as I hardly have an ego, I even know my writing would be more well-received. Stephen King said it best, about Meyer.

And, I'm not intentionally bashing any Twilight fans. I respect people's own opinions. If you like the series, by all means.

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Seriously. Watch Adventure Time, if you haven't, already. :XD:
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minimoose1231 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
but nice stamp
minimoose1231 Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
amusing twilight are you kidding? is boring love!
PoppyFields145 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Student Writer
MARCY, please never change C=
Secondly, Burn. In. Hell. Stephenie. Meyer.
DaydreamDragon371 Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2013  Student General Artist
I knew the Twilight series was trouble ever since I saw everyone reading it in the 4th Grade. I never bothered reading it, but I knew it'd be some sort of overly mainstream soap opera in literate form.
Man, I don't give the me from Elementary school enough credit. I made a smart choice back then.
Marceline-56 Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
munchkinfunchkin Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BlacknFuchsia Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You'd imagine Lestat rolling on the grave laughing as he reads Twilight? I imagine him howling in laughter and he'd be like, "Even Louis's trash of a memoir is better than THIS!"
octomarine49 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2013
totes true, DemonKaizoku.
Cakeisacat9001 Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Student Filmographer
im still laughing XD
TechnicolorDreamCat Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This made me laugh hysterically for several minutes.

because it's SOOO true.

Thank you xD
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