Even Pendleton Ward creates better vampires, than Stephanie Meyer.
What? It's true.
Yes, I will sadly admit, I have read Twilight and seen its movies, but to me, that was ages ago. I'm a nice girl, and always go by my own rule to at least give something a chance or maybe it's something that needs time to grow on, in order to like. But, by the time the fourth book came out, I just dropped it and moved on. Bella being a whiny Sue was one thing, and I could even take the werewolves being shapeshifters instead, (since shapeshifting is badass) but I took my fall when the vampires sparkled, when most of the second book consisted of Bella just a whiny/bitchy emo (which felt like was a dull and lifeless read.), and the werewolf/shapeshifter "bond" bit, when Jacob was having something for Bella's daughter (Gross...). Lestat is probably rolling in a makeshift grave, or plotting to burn all Twilight copies. Because, Anne Rice's vampires = awesome. Even if Adventure Time takes the more creative and humorous route as a cartoon, it works. Because, Marceline is still more of a vampire, than any of the Cullens or all of Meyer's vampire creations, combined.
Look on the bright side, if lots of people don't like Stephanie Meyer for her Twilight series, that shows any of us or with writing potential could publish our own books, and prove to make more of a better or decent job, than she did.
Honest to God, Stephanie Meyer reassured me that I could probably get some of my writings published, for how criticized hers gets (minus the Twitards). If that kind of content got published, why can't mine?
And I guarantee, as I hardly have an ego, I even know my writing would be more well-received. Stephen King said it best, about Meyer.
And, I'm not intentionally bashing any Twilight fans. I respect people's own opinions. If you like the series, by all means.
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Seriously. Watch Adventure Time, if you haven't, already.